SCRIPTURE: “For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.” -John 3:16, KJV. [source]
COMMENTARY: But just don’t keep offending god. He has a special place prepared for those who hate him, and he’s fresh out of only begottens. But what do I know? I’m just another apostate.