Let’s go with polygamy

SCRIPTURE: “Verily, thus saith the Lord unto you my servant Joseph, that inasmuch as you have inquired of my hand to know and understand wherein I, the Lord, justified my servants Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob, as also Moses, David and Solomon, my servants, as touching the principle and doctrine of their having many wives and concubines— Behold, and lo, I am the Lord thy God, and will answer thee as touching this matter. Therefore, prepare thy heart to receive and obey the instructions which I am about to give unto you; for all those who have this law revealed unto them must obey the same. For behold, I reveal unto you a new and an everlasting covenant; and if ye abide not that covenant, then are ye damned; for no one can reject this covenant and be permitted to enter into my glory.” –D&C 132:1-4. [source]

COMMENTARY: Want to become atheist in 60 seconds or less? Spend 30 seconds imagining the first things you would do if you were God. Then spend the next 30 seconds explaining why God hasn’t done them. Case closed. But what do I know? I’m just another apostate.

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