Who will not be mocked?

SCRIPTURE: “For this is a day of warning, and not a day of many words. For I, the Lord, am not to be mocked in the last days.” –D&C 63:58. [source]

QUOTE: “Remember, God is in his heavens. He knew what he was doing when he organized the earth. He knows what he is doing now. Those of us who break his commandments will regret and suffer in remorse and pain. God will not be mocked. Man has his free agency, it is sure, but remember, GOD WILL NOT BE MOCKED.” –Spencer W. Kimball, in General Conference, October 1974. [source]

COMMENTARY: If you ever wonder why so many followers of Jesus get on the Internet and try to defend their God with their logical fallacies, it’s because Jesus himself never logs on. He tried it once, in the beginning, when by chance he got a dozen AOL CD’s delivered on the same day and thought what the hell. But he couldn’t stand how slow the dial-up was, and he had a huge backlog of people to watch masturbating, so he never went back. And it’s a good thing, too, because there are a ton of atheists posting on the Internet who need struck by lightning. But what do I know? I’m just another apostate.

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