Celibacy before marriage

BIOGRAPHY: “Born in Salt Lake City, on August 21, 1927, President Monson is a son of G. Spencer and Gladys Condie Monson. … He married Frances Beverly Johnson (1927-2013) on October 7, 1948, in the Salt Lake Temple. They are the parents of three children, with eight grandchildren and eleven great-grandchildren.” –from Thomas S. Monson’s online biography page at LDS.org. [source]

COMMENTARY: Remember, kids: Thomas S. Monson didn’t have sex with anybody but himself until he married his wife at the age of 21. If he can remain celibate clear until he married someone of the divinely-sanctioned gender, you can too. Follow the prophet, kids. No sex until marriage, and none of that icky gay marriage, either. Thomas didn’t get gay married, and neither should you. I got one word for you: #followtheprophet. But what do I know? I’m just another apostate.

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