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SCRIPTURE: “For the word of God is quick, and powerful, and sharper than any two-edged sword, piercing even to the dividing asunder of soul and spirit, and of the joints and marrow, and is a discerner of the thoughts and intents of the heart. Neither is there any creature that is not manifest in his sight: but all things are naked and opened unto the eyes of him with whom we have to do.” -Hebrews 4:12-13. [source]

COMMENTARY: Here’s a handy tip for teens: if your parents catch you browsing certain websites, just tell them you’re trying to be like Jesus. If he knows everything that is happening, the truth is that he must then be watching porn quite literally all the time. Yet nobody ever claims that Jesus is addicted to porn. He must have just built up a tolerance to the stuff, and if you’re ever going to be like Jesus, what better way than to watch as much of it as possible, too? I’m pretty sure your parents will buy that. But what do I know? I’m just another apostate.

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