Totally your fault

If only you had read daily

Cling to your indoctrination

I’m thinking of a number

You can’t leave me!

Where were Book of Mormon cities?

Clueless angel Moroni

Prophet is a title

Super excited for conference!

Excited for no prophecies

Yay for childhood indoctrination!

Legal and lawful

Evil is not good

Do what is right

Resignation for the dead

My prophet follows God

Divine extortion

Equal rights? Of course!

Jesus saves, some exclusions apply

Equal rights are different rights

Criminal commandments

Men are just more equal

I know* it’s true**

Just say no to dregs

Absentee nurturer

Church essays confirm “anti-Mormon lies”

The Lord’s salesmen

Temple marriage unnecessary

In which temple was Jesus married?

Don’t CTR with sex