REPORT FROM GENERAL CONFERENCE:
Number of prophets, seers, and revelators who spoke: 15.
Number of prophecies made: 0.
Number of ancient texts translated: 0.
Number of new revelations published: 0.
Number of people surprised by these stats: 0.
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COMMENTARY: Another conference, another opportunity squandered for these so-called prophets to actually do something prophetic. But when you’ve trained your members to fawn over you no matter what you say, why bother even pretending anymore? Apparently the important thing is to present gospel-sounding aphorisms in a short and catchy way so the members can make internet memes with your name on them. But what do I know? I’m just another apostate.