Thomas S. Monson never prophesied

God keeps his prophets busy

I’m thinking of a number

Prophet is a title

Super excited for conference!

Excited for no prophecies

The Mormon “pope”

Where’s Waldo?

Straight F’s

Latest conference revelations

Ask not, receive not

Set big goals

Straight white male

Celibacy before marriage

Don’t be like Thomas

Secret revelation

Leading the church astray

So this is revelation

Ostracizing for Jesus

Of apricot trees and prophets

Builder of malls

Don’t look now

Chicken Soup Prophets

Be gullible?

Where are the revelations?

Silent prophets

We thank thee for an administrator

Dogs get crumbs

Sanitation engineer

God of miracles