NOTE: When you write down your goals, it’s important to aim high. #followtheprophet
COMMENTARY: I don’t know if you follow the prophet on Twitter, but besides the pictures and names on the accounts, the only difference I can see between the Twitter accounts of Thomas S. Monson and Joel Osteen is that sometimes Joel actually responds to his followers. Not that I really expect either of them actually run their own accounts. I wonder whose job it is to tweet as the prophet, and if that person is told to just read through old conference talks every few days and pull out a little gem every once in a while. I think it’s sad that nobody seems to notice that while we are promised prophecies we only ever get aphorisms. But what do I know? I’m just another apostate.