SUSTAINED: Thomas S. Monson was first sustained as a prophet on 4 October 1963. [source] Since that time, he has failed to utter even a single prophecy.
COMMENTARY: If in fifty-three years of being a “prophet” Thomas S. Monson has produced exactly zero prophecies, perhaps it’s time to admit that he isn’t really a prophet after all. Or admit that the word prophet is just a fancy title intended only to impress people. But what do I know? I’m just another apostate.