SCRIPTURE: “And the Lord opened the mouth of the ass, and she said unto Balaam, What have I done unto thee, that thou hast smitten me these three times?” -Numbers 22:28, KJV. [source]
COMMENTARY: What part of that story requires the donkey to talk? The angel wasn’t enough for Balaam to know it was God? If you think the Bible is true, you must not have read all of it. But what do I know? I’m just another apostate.