SCRIPTURE: “And whatsoever ye shall ask in my name, that will I do, that the Father may be glorified in the Son. If ye shall ask any thing in my name, I will do it.” -John 14:13-14, KJV. [source]
COMMENTARY: You’re better off asking Santa than Jesus. At least with him, you’ve got pretty good odds of getting what you want. But what do I know? I’m just another apostate.