SCRIPTURE: “The Book of Abraham: A Translation of some ancient Records that have fallen into our hands from the catacombs of Egypt. The writings of Abraham while he was in Egypt, called the Book of Abraham, written by his own hand, upon papyrus.” -Title Page of the Book of Abraham. [source]
COMMENTARY: I’m sorry. When the founder of your religion proves himself a fraudster by claiming to translate Egyptian documents, and you can see the real translation just by Googling it, you have to be very gullible to continue to believe anything that man said. But what do I know? I’m just another apostate.