SCRIPTURE: “And there stood one among them that was like unto God, and he said unto those who were with him: We will go down, for there is space there, and we will take of these materials, and we will make an earth whereon these may dwell; And we will prove them herewith, to see if they will do all things whatsoever the Lord their God shall command them; And they who keep their first estate shall be added upon; and they who keep not their first estate shall not have glory in the same kingdom with those who keep their first estate; and they who keep their second estate shall have glory added upon their heads for ever and ever.” –Abraham 3:24-26. [source]
COMMENTARY: Because an eternal loving god never would sanction circumcision, stoning, polygamy, genocide, discrimination, slavery, misogyny, religious warfare, patriarchy, racism, religious dietary restrictions, organized religion, the building of malls while not building homeless shelters, or making certain kinds of love illegal. But you just keep on believing in your prophets who command you to do those things in the name of God. Because what do I know? I’m just another apostate.