CHURCH POLICY: “A natural or adopted child of a parent living in a same-gender relationship, whether the couple is married or cohabiting, may not receive a name and a blessing.” –LDS Church Handbook 1, section 16.13. Added 3 November 2015. [source]
COMMENTARY: Jesus is getting really serious in his war against gay marriage. Dunno why he didn’t think of this provision sooner, but it’s an excellent way to punish those who exercise their agency in icky gross disgusting ways. Jesus didn’t come from a traditional family, but neither of his dads was gay, so it totally makes sense to discriminate against kids who had the poor judgment of having gay parents. But what do I know? I’m just another apostate.
